Seven deadly sins
7 things I plan to do before I die: 1. Write a book 2. Travel to New Zealand 3. Move to Denmark 4. Design my own (holiday) house 5. Meet Annie Lennox 6. Smooch one or more of my celebrity crushes 7. ...
7 things I can do: 1. a hilarious imitation of Jan van Veen 2. Make a fuss about e-ve-ry-thing 3. Make people laugh 4. Play various music instruments 5. Make sushi - I am the Sushi king of The Hague! 6. write a lovely ghost story 7. sew curtains 8. pave the garden 9. must I go on now?
7 things I cannot do: 1. drive very smart 2. ...
7 things that attract me to the same sex: 1. attention 2. ...
7 things I say most often:1. Hola bola 2. Griep Malaria Cholera Kanker Tyfus Tering 3. K.U.T. (Kortom Uiterst Teleurstellend) 4. Liefje popje duifje 5. ...
7 celebrity crushes: 1. Ben Affleck 2. David Beckham 3. Ricky Martin 4. Chris Isaak 5. George Clooney 6. ...
7 people I want to do this to: Nope, y'all are released from this ball 'n chain
(updated Oct. 6)
It wasn't me, said the March Hare.
served by The March Hare @ Monday, October 03, 2005
6 Mad Hatters
6 Mad Hatters:
Mmm, I'll have a Milosevic sashimi with a raw quail egg, please. And when, pray tell, is it appropriate to scream "Griep Malaria Cholera Kanker Tyfus Tering"? I need a vaccine after reading that.
Yum. I'll have spicy tuna rolls and a California roll please. Also the deep fried sushi is good too. And why can't you tell us what turns you on in a person??
Next time we are over I want you to do the Hilarious Jan Veen imitation, while playing various instruments, where as we will be enjoying your fresh made sushi, which you nicely prepared for us.
I declare, that will be my birthday gift from you to me.
Martijn, I had other things in mind for your b-day... :-( So now I'm cancelling the wiggling-and- tap-dancing poodle and his living- juke-box Téa Leoni look-a-like mistress?! [sob]
The (although very short) imitation comes with a very low (I do!) and HUSKY voice (I have!)
Sarathena: whatever moment you think is appropriate, unless you're a hypochondriac...
Jeff: maybe I dit interpretate the question too narrow? The one and only thing I'm attracted to (only by the same sex) is ATTENTION.
By the way... did I already take orders? Hmm?
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